Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Karaoke


Why is it so difficult for me to meet, at least one guy that "feels" like the picture above? Infact it's so difficult to even spot one. There are many that does put on clothes like that, but it's practically none that feels like HIM!! I am so GAGA over this guy... "Actually i am more worried of what would i do if i ever spot one??? " lolzzz........

Hmm... I never sings. I know i have a bad voice. So from day one my friend met me.... they know i just don't sing. Usually i just drink, do the pr and join the fun. So this time!! after the karaoke session  with my friends i told one of my girlfriend that i am quite pleased with the Karaoke just now. I had fun!! She grinned and and gave me that "Uh..huh??" look, and says 

 She; "you never fully enjoys Karaoke" "Don't just say that to make us feel better"
Me: "No No.... really i meant it. !! I actually karaoked this time!" 
She: "You did? How come I didn't hear you sing ??"
Me: " Cause i Karaoked a guy at the toilet!!"
She: "Wtf!! Wtf!! (while her face is still in the "O" shape)
ME: " Yeah!! me who doesn't sing finally Karaoked at the Karake this time!! "

Then we laugh and she start slapping my arm and chase me around. Guess while chasing me what did she screamed?? 
"Wtf!! Wtf!! my Va Jay Jay itchy also got nobody to attend to it and you get to karaoke at the karaoke??"
It was hilarious!!


p/s: Bumble Bee reach Australia safely.


Sunday, July 22, 2012

Dirty??


It became dirty in so many ways. I am telling this story because of two reasons.. One is to hate / complaint about one of my friend and second it's really memorable...I had sex with a sort of like a hi bye friend. Well it's actually  a friend's friend's brother. I get to know him like five years years ago when he is like eighteen and i am twenty six.

The first time, we went out together is in a group. I have this habit of making sure everyone is okay sort of naturally take cares of everyone. So i think that's why the kid sort of like chat with me more.  He is just average but super cute smile and a very intelligent boy.Then it happened in a toilet.  I didn't have the chance to do anything to him cause he didn't let go when i cum..he continue to suck. Imagine i cannot shout or moan..i can't violently push him away cause we are in a public toilet. Imagine how tortures it is? he made it pleasurable though :P . He continue to suck till i cum three times straight. He is the one who made me hooked into this style of the game. lolz.... Then after that we never met till last week.

Again it's an group outing. Once i saw him my tensions grew. I guess he is  too. Cause when we were in the toilet he pulled me into one of the booth. Of course i planned to do the same only that he did it first. We have no attractions towards each other and all but how can the sex be so intense? I will never gonna forget this.


 I felt like he politely peeled me. The whole time i never felt his skin part from my skin. He is not built but perfectly slim. Super slim. No fats. His stomach has no muscles but it's hard. It makes his 7 incher looks gigantic and he is uncut with those angry veins.. It is just beautiful.  My type of dick...something like the pic below .The UN-proportionate sight just turns me so SO on. heeheh..... When i blow him...he did not grab my head but instead his hands were supporting my head from the back. His politeness and his hefty gentleman courtesy makes me wanna  submerged in him forever. He actually makes me blushed cause i felt like he is the one protecting me in a war zone or something. Anyway it's only orals and no anal yeah.


So like a happy red riding hood i share this memorable news to my friend and he gave me the tsk.. tsk... tsk... yucks and disgusting look. He says he would never have sex with a hi bye friend. Even so he would never do it in a toilet. Dirty, sickness, virus and all lah. He ended up making me feel stupid for even telling him. I feel more like a dirty whore telling him than having sex with my hi bye friend in a shit dump.
Two days after that,  he told m a Chinese  Acupuncture  doctor gave him a blowjob. I laugh so loud and tells him..i think he should puncture your head instead. An acupuncture doctor actually dares to gives you blowjob in an unlock patient room? I don't think you would be the only "Victim"

By the way...guys with tattoo is so HOT!!!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

It's it's something i guess........? Three point Five

 Before four there is a 3.5 . Advertisement. Kakaka.... Something that happens to me yesterday that i thought quite ironic. I was alone in the mall. I wasn't looking or i shall say while i was walking i didn't pay attention or focus on anything. I just walk then suddenly my eyes were glued to this guy walking in front of me. I first notice him is when i saw his sandals sort of Timberland - ish and it caught my attention when he has a anklet I thought it looks edgy. Then as i scrolled up his "v" shaped body made me go ga ga over him. He is not built but it's those handsome lean body that made me drool. I didn't see his face though. So as he heads to the other direction to the lower ground floor i went up to the first floor.

Stomach pain so i went to the toilet to do
my investment.  After a while i heard many people came in and break the silence in the toilet. Then i heard the door next stall slammed closed. So i just moved my eyes over. Just reactions. I was staring at the floor when that happen so when i looked over i can see shadows reflected from the "shinny" tiles. Saw his feet though and it was the same feet of the "v" shape guy. Then as i looked harder i realize that guy was vibrating. I raised my head up a bit to look at the big picture. He was masturbating. OMG!! My investment were disrupted for a moment. So i continue looking at the dance of a massive tool's shadow.Then i found myself couldn't continue as my temperature were rising. So i washed up and woke up to wear my pants. While i was standing i realize the view from further above were even clearer. I am very sure to see his body jerked a few times when he cum. I thought he must have been really horny as he came quite fast. So show finished and i am about to go out. He came out at the same time when i opened my door.


OF COURSE I HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS FACE. Awwhhh...he is HANDSOME!! I nearly fainted and at the same time our eyes caught. I smiled at him cause obviously i was staring. He smiled and hold my wrist and pulled me in to the opposite stall. I felt my chest skipped so many beat. I lost count. I think his hands still has his cum, cause it was wet a bit. I have to actually tell myself to calm down. I swear i fainted but my will kept me awake. KAka...AND MY FIRST word to him was..."but you just came?" Of everything else!! lolz...... he paused a moment and then stare into my eyes and smile. My GOD. He has these lines beside his lips that is just killer. I think I died a few times just in that few minutes. Never knew i was a cat? My mom told me i am a rooster ahahha..He pulled me out after that. So we wash hands and we walked out of the toilet together.


"Take my number"HE SAID and  He got a called right at that time. I took out my phone... before my phone is out from my bag, he grabs it and keyed in his number. Then he waved and walked away as he speaks in his phone "I am coming now" "Yeah i am about to reach" That's what i heard, so i guess he is rushing. So i just text him to tell him my name and just a courtesy thank you. He then replied.."I am xxxxx"
Here i was wooing a guy since 2010 and suddenly out of the blue i got a gorgeous guy's number in seconds and also actually saw him masturbate. How profoundly things happens yeah? ..... *wink*


Friday, January 6, 2012

I Pray


This is really cheeky of me. I went to Taipan to get some cash from Maybank...Then i didn't realize that it's after 10pm so everywhere closed. I cannot get ciggy. So i walk to the Shell station near my place. One of the staff there a Bangladesh guy who i think is Smart sexy are working at that time. Goose bump!!  So as usual i just look and ask for  my ciggy. After eye washing i then head straight to the toilet. To pee and i am sweating like a pig.. Have to freshen up...Ceh wah!!! Anyway when i was peeing i notice one of my button came off. so while i was looking for it ...the hot guy came in and pee beside me.!!!  I don't know how on earth my eyes are parked at his penis. You know his..........ahhh........owh...his..........wah!!!.......and his.........mmmm....and he is.......aaaaAAaaaaa......  i swear i almost couldn't breathe. I have to actually pray to calm myself down. Too many reaction are happening in my body at the same time i almost cannot take it!! Hahahah..... i think i almost felt that i am blessed at that moment!!!!   Btw ...there is no actions after that included for you and even for me... Bummer!!! 

Sunday, August 1, 2010

It's Empty

Hmmm.... you ever felt like you have so much to do and everything seems to flash through your brain and at the end it's actually empty? I seems to have so much to do but i just can't decide where to start! What's worst is that i went out for my birthday dinner the other day. A simple walk around the mall makes me go crazy. There are actually so many stuff that i have been wanting to do. Like now, i just can't decide. This is frustrating. I have just gain 3kg due to my medications. I tend to eat a lot. I feel ugly to even walk put the door. It's just a month that i have been sitting at home and the world changes fast. Just a moment at the toilet the other day, and guys are very daring or shall i say des[erate. Well i know i do but since my vision is limited so i just don't look. The guys in the toilet instead are.... well you know standing beside you longer than usual. Well, though i can't look doesn't mean i can't have a hard on. The guy that was beside me was the waiter where i'm having my birthday dinner. Damm!!!! He is hot as far as i know. When he serve my table, i can see that he is lean and toned. When he lean forward to remove some plates , his bulge is right on the table. He place it right on the table. I think he knows how to work the table. Such a teaser. Back to the toilet..... I think i got nervous. I don't dare to look when i know he is standing there for so long. I eventually turn to look but i don't know why, i just can't see but i can see he is looking at me. Arrghhh...... at the end someone came in and we just went off. Well, it's good for him too, or else with the inner energy that i have reserved for that exercise. I'll suck him dry in one go. LOL.......

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

What A Day


What a day. Remember me saying that i should fly, yesterday? Well, i had a dream that i really fly. And in that dream i'm actually helping a girl all the way. Does that means that i will succeed but i actually help kids in future? Well, if so, i will sure damm do it. It's a promise. :) Work was well smooth today. Getting to feel eased today at work. not stressed and not tensed well mild. Hahahaha.... then on my way back got to take a piss and went to the toilet. At the urinals and of course there is other guys. This guy besides me are well clean and well dressed sudddenly showing sign that he's looking. Hmmm...... don't get this often but i got excited when he looks so well groomed. He was looking and i actually got too excited and couldn't get hard. I can see he is. So i dared myself to touch him when there is no one around. What a stiff... i can feel it throbbing. He is damm horny but it's dry. i couldn't move much (my hands) there is so much frictions. So i spit on my finger tip and start to circle my finger under his swallen head. Immediately i see pre cum flowing out. It's so much that i could lubricate his whole dick. It looks so juicy and shiny(hehhehe) with his boyish surfer look and his perfume i would like to gag him down and already mentally rappped him. When i wrap my hands around his swallen head and squeeze a little he couldn't stand it.  He actaully grapped my arm so hard and he came. It's was like he is peeing. It really is a lot. The intensity that he roarred out. I guessed he must be well lonely for some time and he got that the animal instinct thingy goin on.... I almost unload in my pants just looking at him. It was a shame that he came so fast. Hmm.... it turn out leaving more memories than the long winding sex before. What a power.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Unexpected


Hah.... Hah... ha ha ha........ I should be excited to get to work. I love my job. I guess one has to make one thing happen if it's for the best. Stopped at the toilet at KL Centrall. Right when i came out of one of the booth i see a guy standing at the urinals with a hard on. LOL.... what an unexpected event. Well, just looked at his boner realised he's cut and actually quite long. Ah well..... i just walked away and he must have hated me cause not even giving him enough attention  for exposing himself like that. LOL....... Well, if one could be so daring. Imagine how many guys has "do" him. Yikes!!! not gonna take the risk. It was unexpected that i actually had fun at work today. Kinda think of it, i didn't see any cute guys today too. Except for this guy. Another unexpected event. Well, you know how usually guys stand at the urinals and peek? Sometime ago i encountered with this kinda hot guy at one of the urinals. Well, both of us had 'hard on' and i'm so tempted to touch but never did. Just looked. He well had a sexy dick. Long for his height, Veins that shows his intensity. Pre-cums... too bad i don't dare to touch. Was damm nervous and i actually gets soft. Couldn't concerntrate so i walk off. Months later i found out he's working in the same company with me, but different store. Once in a while we'll accidentally met outside while smoking. As it goes on i learn that he has a girlfriend and he is all damm straight and all. He even introduced me to his girlfriend. So i thhought maybe the last time was a one time horny rush!! hahha..... We never mention about that event before though. Now he seems to like to chat with me. Occasionally come asking me out to smike and he talks a lot to me. ??? First build a barrier with me and now he place a ladder at the wall and reach out to talk to me. How wierd so guys could be sometimes. Anyway i'm glad it's like that now though.