Avocado

On the phone with one of my girlfriend. My ex roommate and she re-found me on Facebook. Anyway she called me and we were chatting about her new found boyfriend. Then i told her about me contemplating what fruit i should get for 7Eleven guy. Usually i'll just get the uncommon  looking ones. Reason, because i don't think he would actually spend so much on fruits, i mean of course he would go for a more practical pricing ones right? In a way it's almost a guarantee for me, that he gets something "new" everyday. So i was contemplating between a Pic and an Avocado. Reason because the Pic is eight bucks each (a bit pricey)and the Avocado is cheaper but i am afraid that he doesn't know how to taste Avocado. Then she goes like "i never get any fruits from you before and i don't know how Avocado taste like.!!" I answered " I love it a lot...but it's actually quite a bad taste when you first taste it. It taste like you take a spoonful of nut concentrate syrup. An overwhelming nut perfume burst on your tongue." "You actually would react like how Mat Sallehs first time having Durians." Then she laughs and i continue..."Like Durians once you have introduced your taste bud to it then you would start to appreciate it." She then ask me for a simpler explanations on how it taste like. Then i try to find another example and i came up with...Avocado taste like dick. She burst out laughing and said "No Wonder you love it" then she straight away ask her boyfriend!! So bloody embarrassing! Now her boyfriend actually  post it up on Facebook for his friends to vote. OMG...... Anyway..speaking of it .now i know why i always have this urge to smile whenever i eat Avocado. Kakaka.... You don't think so? I really think that it does taste like dick... :)

Such A Dick.

Probably you are bored of this but my friend is such a dick. Really a dick!! Super Duper dick and i think he also has a permanent stick stuck up in his ass hole. Such an egoistic chauvinist pig!!!! I think i'll start to listen to you guys to spend lesser time with him. Seriously...i think before this friendship becomes hate. I shall avoid it. 

The Greens

I have been gardening since i have stop working. I actually realize that pretty artificial like plants do exist. They need great attention. Phuuhh...... It is hard work but when you look at it, it pays off. Hahhah.... Days has been up and downs. I kept reviving parcels and also invoices fro various dispatch companies as my sister has moved her office back home. Was well excited. Well naughty thoughts in my head. Reality? They smell like pigs and not even one is visually attractive. There is one though. He is not good looking at all. I don't even want to look at him when i receive stuff from him. When he starts talking, my dick twitch a little. lol........ not a sexy voice but a very obedient but firm voice, at the same time corny. Hmmm..... hard to explain but the combination of his talk and his voice. Blasting. He makes me go all horny in a second, and I'm not wearing underwear. Imagine how fast i have to fleet!!! I do realize that i am bad sometimes, totally ignore the ugly ones, but once i notice there are some stuff in them that are to my liking. No matter his hands or the way he hold something or the way he walk or the way he speaks or him being gentlemen or even knows to takes care of other people. I will surely go GA GA over him.

This dick looks like my mood this weekend.

I had the worst weekend ever. I was all excited to go home untill my sisters decided to bring the dog. I have this thing with dogs. I can't take their natural dog smell. I will vomit. Imagine it's in an air conditioned car? Then i kept the window opened the whole journey. It's a house dog who never been two hours in the can add up the while month!!! She has to puke before me. The dog has to puke......

What A Day

What a day. Remember me saying that i should fly, yesterday? Well, i had a dream that i really fly. And in that dream i'm actually helping a girl all the way. Does that means that i will succeed but i actually help kids in future? Well, if so, i will sure damm do it. It's a promise. :) Work was well smooth today. Getting to feel eased today at work. not stressed and not tensed well mild. Hahahaha.... then on my way back got to take a piss and went to the toilet. At the urinals and of course there is other guys. This guy besides me are well clean and well dressed sudddenly showing sign that he's looking. Hmmm...... don't get this often but i got excited when he looks so well groomed. He was looking and i actually got too excited and couldn't get hard. I can see he is. So i dared myself to touch him when there is no one around. What a stiff... i can feel it throbbing. He is damm horny but it's dry. i couldn't move much (my hands) there is so much frictions. So i spit on my finger tip and start to circle my finger under his swallen head. Immediately i see pre cum flowing out. It's so much that i could lubricate his whole dick. It looks so juicy and shiny(hehhehe) with his boyish surfer look and his perfume i would like to gag him down and already mentally rappped him. When i wrap my hands around his swallen head and squeeze a little he couldn't stand it.  He actaully grapped my arm so hard and he came. It's was like he is peeing. It really is a lot. The intensity that he roarred out. I guessed he must be well lonely for some time and he got that the animal instinct thingy goin on.... I almost unload in my pants just looking at him. It was a shame that he came so fast. Hmm.... it turn out leaving more memories than the long winding sex before. What a power.

Unexpected

Hah.... Hah... ha ha ha........ I should be excited to get to work. I love my job. I guess one has to make one thing happen if it's for the best. Stopped at the toilet at KL Centrall. Right when i came out of one of the booth i see a guy standing at the urinals with a hard on. LOL.... what an unexpected event. Well, just looked at his boner realised he's cut and actually quite long. Ah well..... i just walked away and he must have hated me cause not even giving him enough attention  for exposing himself like that. LOL....... Well, if one could be so daring. Imagine how many guys has "do" him. Yikes!!! not gonna take the risk. It was unexpected that i actually had fun at work today. Kinda think of it, i didn't see any cute guys today too. Except for this guy. Another unexpected event. Well, you know how usually guys stand at the urinals and peek? Sometime ago i encountered with this kinda hot guy at one of the urinals. Well, both of us had 'hard on' and i'm so tempted to touch but never did. Just looked. He well had a sexy dick. Long for his height, Veins that shows his intensity. Pre-cums... too bad i don't dare to touch. Was damm nervous and i actually gets soft. Couldn't concerntrate so i walk off. Months later i found out he's working in the same company with me, but different store. Once in a while we'll accidentally met outside while smoking. As it goes on i learn that he has a girlfriend and he is all damm straight and all. He even introduced me to his girlfriend. So i thhought maybe the last time was a one time horny rush!! hahha..... We never mention about that event before though. Now he seems to like to chat with me. Occasionally come asking me out to smike and he talks a lot to me. ??? First build a barrier with me and now he place a ladder at the wall and reach out to talk to me. How wierd so guys could be sometimes. Anyway i'm glad it's like that now though.

Stares

Just passed the holidays and DURING the holidays are a mixes of pleasure and pain. Pain is when there are so many people who lingers around and so is thier natural body odour. It's unbearable and it really makes my day pain. Pleasure is when they walk pass and most of them don't wears underwear. It's obvious and when thier bulge moves so much and thier outlines are quite obvious. Aiks!! Well, it's eye candy but the guy that i kinda always look at are not back to work yet. Didn't see him for some time already, as i only would bump into him when i'm in the train. The other guy that i'm keeping my hopes up are not taking any first steps yet. Well, should i start it?