Avocado

On the phone with one of my girlfriend. My ex roommate and she re-found me on Facebook. Anyway she called me and we were chatting about her new found boyfriend. Then i told her about me contemplating what fruit i should get for 7Eleven guy. Usually i'll just get the uncommon  looking ones. Reason, because i don't think he would actually spend so much on fruits, i mean of course he would go for a more practical pricing ones right? In a way it's almost a guarantee for me, that he gets something "new" everyday. So i was contemplating between a Pic and an Avocado. Reason because the Pic is eight bucks each (a bit pricey)and the Avocado is cheaper but i am afraid that he doesn't know how to taste Avocado. Then she goes like "i never get any fruits from you before and i don't know how Avocado taste like.!!" I answered " I love it a lot...but it's actually quite a bad taste when you first taste it. It taste like you take a spoonful of nut concentrate syrup. An overwhelming nut perfume burst on your tongue." "You actually would react like how Mat Sallehs first time having Durians." Then she laughs and i continue..."Like Durians once you have introduced your taste bud to it then you would start to appreciate it." She then ask me for a simpler explanations on how it taste like. Then i try to find another example and i came up with...Avocado taste like dick. She burst out laughing and said "No Wonder you love it" then she straight away ask her boyfriend!! So bloody embarrassing! Now her boyfriend actually  post it up on Facebook for his friends to vote. OMG...... Anyway..speaking of it .now i know why i always have this urge to smile whenever i eat Avocado. Kakaka.... You don't think so? I really think that it does taste like dick... :)

This is Bordering Me

I always see these profiles in PR. I always reads through a profile if i am interested. Whenever i come across a guy that is tall, many always enter their dick size as "m". So after sometime i begin to question. A tall guy should have a longer dick. Well if it's not by gene then it's just the matter of proportionate. So after some time i begin to question these guys. Many will answer me in a random way. Some will say..." i think mine is not big at all but it's not small either." or "some may  perceive  M as L, but some may perceive  L as M" ... yeah..i understand but what if you tall guys thinks that 7inch or 8 inch is medium but for a shorter guy, that size is an XL!!! Then when i ask about the measurement they begin to shy off, thinking that i am a sex maniac or something. Funny . I have a dorky friend who thinks his 7incher is a "normal" size. Hahahah...i am just frustrated that i can't get an answer. That's all. 

I Pray

This is really cheeky of me. I went to Taipan to get some cash from Maybank...Then i didn't realize that it's after 10pm so everywhere closed. I cannot get ciggy. So i walk to the Shell station near my place. One of the staff there a Bangladesh guy who i think is Smart sexy are working at that time. Goose bump!!  So as usual i just look and ask for  my ciggy. After eye washing i then head straight to the toilet. To pee and i am sweating like a pig.. Have to freshen up...Ceh wah!!! Anyway when i was peeing i notice one of my button came off. so while i was looking for it ...the hot guy came in and pee beside me.!!!  I don't know how on earth my eyes are parked at his penis. You know his..........ahhh........owh...his..........wah!!!.......and his.........mmmm....and he is.......aaaaAAaaaaa......  i swear i almost couldn't breathe. I have to actually pray to calm myself down. Too many reaction are happening in my body at the same time i almost cannot take it!! Hahahah..... i think i almost felt that i am blessed at that moment!!!!   Btw ...there is no actions after that included for you and even for me... Bummer!!! 

Have to Come Up with one

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Well, don't want to read back one day and regret i didn't write anything bout my new year celebration. I've got 3 text wishes on my phone and none from my best friends. How sad is that. I guess if anyone follows my blog and probably they would think i'm a real friends repeller. But i'm not. I'm dying to have plenty of friends. It's just the situation doesn't allow me to. Financially is stopping me and i grief over it. Go out + friends = using money. Hope that explains it. Oh... back to my new year. Eight of us ended up sitting in a lounge in a hotel. Actually i kinda enjoyed it. It was all glass wall and it's in the middle of the busiest town (where the celebration happens) so i can see flocks of people trying to get to where they want, rushing and all. So me in the ever peaceful lounge felt all peaceful and kinda fun actually. Till 11.45pm we paid and just walk outside and we can see the brilliant fireworks from KLCC. Initially we planned to go to this new gay disco but two of them say they don't feel like it. How bloody selfish is that? Anyway 15 minutes of head tilting we proceed to food. Then went home. 1 bottle of Heineken + plenty of DIM SUM. I think this is me healthiest new year celebration ever.Happy new year everyone and wish me a lot. Cause i really need many good lucks to start of this year.(fingers crossed) Don't worry people, I am going to put up a fight for my life and for everything that i believes, and i love my penis.