Avocado

On the phone with one of my girlfriend. My ex roommate and she re-found me on Facebook. Anyway she called me and we were chatting about her new found boyfriend. Then i told her about me contemplating what fruit i should get for 7Eleven guy. Usually i'll just get the uncommon  looking ones. Reason, because i don't think he would actually spend so much on fruits, i mean of course he would go for a more practical pricing ones right? In a way it's almost a guarantee for me, that he gets something "new" everyday. So i was contemplating between a Pic and an Avocado. Reason because the Pic is eight bucks each (a bit pricey)and the Avocado is cheaper but i am afraid that he doesn't know how to taste Avocado. Then she goes like "i never get any fruits from you before and i don't know how Avocado taste like.!!" I answered " I love it a lot...but it's actually quite a bad taste when you first taste it. It taste like you take a spoonful of nut concentrate syrup. An overwhelming nut perfume burst on your tongue." "You actually would react like how Mat Sallehs first time having Durians." Then she laughs and i continue..."Like Durians once you have introduced your taste bud to it then you would start to appreciate it." She then ask me for a simpler explanations on how it taste like. Then i try to find another example and i came up with...Avocado taste like dick. She burst out laughing and said "No Wonder you love it" then she straight away ask her boyfriend!! So bloody embarrassing! Now her boyfriend actually  post it up on Facebook for his friends to vote. OMG...... Anyway..speaking of it .now i know why i always have this urge to smile whenever i eat Avocado. Kakaka.... You don't think so? I really think that it does taste like dick... :)