Sunday, January 12, 2014

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Sometimes i really feel like grabbing the next guy i see and suck his soul out of his mouth!!  I always have this thought. I wonder would i, actually execute it or not? 

Owh!! apparently people are afraid of blowjobs now these? Is there any new flesh eating diseases  that i don't know about?  I met two guys the other day and they only wanna masturbate. There is another guy that doesn't let me suck but he wanna suck me. lolzz... That! I'm confused. :) I had fun but i don't want all that. I want a session of real sex. Well, i don't mind if it doesn't end. ;) but i really want a good complete session of hearty sex than having tons of little little bits and pieces of sex. Don't you think so?

I do still love the mysterious strangers sex,. but I guess i was craving for Love. I want to belong to someone i guess. It's so tiring hunting for people. People in reality (when they on-line) aren't really that nice. They are super mean. They are super rude. Guys become bitches and the girls thinks that they own the world. I've learnt that to know and love someone, you must feel. Knowing a person in person is very crucial. His movement or scent or etiquette would change all perceptions. Even though he looks like an Achillobator. You'll melt if he is a total gentleman. I hope i'll meet one soon. I am tired.  
Anyway i have a joke. The other day i was babysiting my 1yr nephew. He climb up on to the staircase. When he reached the fourth step, he stands up. So i stand closer to him, afraid that he might fall. Well he did. When he falls i was looking above and thank god he grabs my shorts. So he didn't fall all the way, he was just dangling there with one hand holding my shorts. Then the next thing i realize was that, he didn't just grab my shorts. He grabbed my penis as well.  I didn't wear underwear, so my penis was free. In my shorts!!  Then i feel pain cause he was squeezing it quite hard. Well imagine a 10kg meat hanging on to your penis!! lolzz.... My cousin saw and laugh her ass off. I was speechless. I literally don't know what to say. Hahaah... i blushed of course.... 
It's gonna be a busy week guys. Be safe and spend wisely kay. Have a great great week ahead people. 


10 comments:

  1. *grab penis* and go bungee jumping

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    1. Yeah!! i should have use that word to describe it. Literally.!!

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  2. Ouchhhh!!! Hahahaha! Lucky your shorts didn't drop down

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    1. Yeah!! hahaha....OMG... now i'm glad it's my penis he grabbed. Can't imagine if it's my shorts that went down!! Yikes!!

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  3. I think some guys don't want others to blow him because they fear they would come too soon...

    Anyway, like AL, i too felt you are lucky your nephew didn't pull down your shorts LOL

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    1. Cum too fast? LOLZzzz... Thats too bad. I love guys who can cum a few times in a row. He he he....

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  4. Might they be scared of Stds? Or I'm outdated :P

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    1. No you are not outdated. Lol... You might be right. Actually there are many other stuff to be afraid of. Only that we the seekers are daredevils!!!

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